Hey Foley & Lardner! We are coming to your office April 25th, and we can't wait. Here's how it's going to work. A host will show up with a ridiculous number of board games. Like, so many board games you start to wonder if it's turned into an unhealthy obsession. And then you're welcome to play anything you choose. Want to try something new? There will be a host who can make recommendations based on other games you like and explain the rules to anything there. Is there a game you've been dying to play that you want to make sure we bring? Just request it below and if we have it we'll bring it and if we don't, we'll do everything we can to find a copy before the 25th. However, we ask that you submit your request by April 20th so we have enough time to look for and order it.
Now we should clarify one thing: Our goal is to have whatever game you want by the time we get to your office. However, as is the case with all goals, it's possible we will fail.* Just know that we will try our darndest to fulfill your request. However, should you ask for something that is handmade and only sold by a small retailer halfway up Mount Everest, we can't accommodate that. Should you want to try a $10,000 board game made of 24-karat gold specifically crafted for British royalty, we can't accommodate that. Should you want to play the game you loved as a kid but that they have now stopped printing... Actually, that one we'll try our best to track down, we just can't make any promises. The point is, we may not be able to accommodate any request you have (we ask for your e-mail address so we can let you know if we were unable to fulfill your request), but we're going to try.
*Motivational posters saying "As is the case with all goals, it's possible we will fail" will be available in our gift shop soon.